lamelohan:

teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??

me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry

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coryinthewhorehouse:

why was the “boogeyman” ever considered someone scary like hell yea i want a tall dude to come out of my closet and boogey to some snazzy funk beats

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nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

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eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

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iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

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