teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??
me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry
why was the “boogeyman” ever considered someone scary like hell yea i want a tall dude to come out of my closet and boogey to some snazzy funk beats
not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”